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ROBERT PATTINSON IS A FAGGOT

* by Madeleine Weiss and Elizabeth Salmon *

WEDNESDAY
July 30, 2025 @ 4:00 PM

FRIDAY
August 1, 2025 @ 6:30 PM

SUNDAY
August 3, 2025 @ 1:00 PM

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Blurb

A shitty corporate attempt at a DEI- inspired healing circle, this play satirizes office politics and performative allyship. After a homophobic workplace incident, the office gays are stuffed into a conference room and forced to share their ‘lgbt experiences’ and engage in absurd conflict resolution. This work examines the role of accountability in an environment where optics trump action.

THIS SHOW IS 30 MINUTES LONG

THIS IS A ONE-ACT PRODUCTION THAT WILL BE PERFORMED ALONGSIDE ANOTHER TWO  ONE-ACT PRODUCTION WITHIN A 90-MINUTE TIME SPAN 

THIS IS A SHORT PLAY THAT WILL BE PERFORMED WITH OTHER SHORT PLAYS WITHIN A 90 MINUTE TIME SPAN

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Bio.

Elizabeth Salmon and Madeleine Weiss met studying Drama at NYU Tisch- where they quickly became friends, then partners, and are now making their debut as co-writers. Their shared love of provocative satire drives this work, exploring the absurdity of rainbow capitalism.

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