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HAIR COLOR: Brown
VIDEO LINKS (IF ANY): https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLoqb2-QvKRuaEhtV0aywhlbFkJ70KB_rR
BIOGRAPHY:
Hi there! Here I am in 1500 characters of information that I cannot already give you, that you can see in other places. Obviously I’m not going to tell you my name because that would be a waste of the few precious characters I have at my disposal. I mean seriously, only a moron would use 289 of his 1500 characters to tell you what he wouldn’t tell you. Anyway, now that we’ve broken the ice, why don’t I tell you something about myself. I imagine that’s why you’re here. It’s a beautiful, sunny day, 77 degrees, somehow. Although I presume that these conditions are not the same conditions in which you are reading since you’re probably reading these words at a different time in a different place. In fact, it’s almost certainly not the case when you think about it. Woah okay so it turns out 1500 characters is actually a ton of characters. Just to give you a sense of what you’re looking at right now: Everything up until right now, the s at the end of this letter, is: 974 characters. So we’re about 2/3s done. But get this: 974 characters, 182 words! So I’m averaging 5.3 characters per word, and the average letters per word is 4.7, where is the rest of this information going (and I don’t accept the argument that I use bigger words than the average)? Well it’s going into the commas. And the periods, as well as the colons that you’ll see scattered around. They also can be found in the spaces between the words! About 10% of my allotted space goes to the space between the—wait, that's it?
EDUCATION / TRAINING:
National Theater Institute
Hamilton College - Honors Theater Major
Yale Actor's Conservatory
SPECIAL SKILLS:
Rubik's Cube under 1 min
Whistling
Gymnastics (tumbling)
Skateboard
Diving