THURSDAY
January 8, 2026 @ 9:00 PM
SATURDAY
January 10, 2026 @ 12:00 PM
SUNDAY
January 11, 2026 @ 8:30 PM
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Blurb
Three couples – one on the verge of breaking up, another in a one-sided toxic relationship, and another that’s perfectly content – spend their night at Ralph’s: A restaurant that offers exclusively communal seating! Chaos ensues as the diners fight amongst themselves, other diners, and the overworked, coked out, waiter. What could possibly go wrong at a place that serves fish sourced from Nevada?
THIS SHOW IS 25 MINUTES LONG
THIS IS A SHORT PRODUCTION THAT WILL BE PERFORMED ALONGSIDE ANOTHER 3 SHORT PRODUCTIONS WITHIN A 90-MINUTE TIME SPAN
Bio.
Riya Braunstein (she/they) is an award-losing, but ambitious, actor and playwright based in NYC. She is currently a student at The New School. You may have seen her in the Tony Award-winning show, The Lost Colony at the Waterside Theatre, or in your nearest cat cafe. She dedicates this play to her girlfriend for teaching her about lanternfish and various other fun facts, and for making her laugh.
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